Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

http://bash.org/?top

Bored and reading Bash again. This is what we had before the internet had pictures. Back in my day...

eg:
"
#349567 +(14789)- [X]
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing..."

& before blue waffle et al.
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#434593 +(11740)- [X]
*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'

• Anubis has joined #doghouse
  what fraud?
  You haven't heard about it?
  no?
  You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
  omg wtf!
  *** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'"
  

oh tub girl, i don't miss you at all.

Wow that is fucken good

Saw some in France too;

Wow that is fucken good

No, it's fucking bollocks. The preparation method is completely different, ketchup being cooked rather than fresh, and smoothies are not restricted to fruit as ingredients anyway. It's no wonder the dinosaurs died out if that's the intellectual level of their philosophers.

"mdcc_tester; The meme killer"

is ok. max is probably high.

and I'm about to go fry a steak. Later motherfuckers

is j-lo coming?

and I'm about to go fry a steak.

Last week you couldn't afford to eat until somebody bought your bag, now you're dining on steak? Your life is a fucking roller-coaster.

he got a new job today, not long till he's buying us all steak

His new job is in a butchers, he's frying an advance.

No, it's fucking bollocks. The preparation method is completely different, ketchup being cooked rather than fresh, and smoothies are not restricted to fruit as ingredients anyway. It's no wonder the dinosaurs died out if that's the intellectual level of their philosophers.

"mdcc_tester; The meme killer"

No, it's just a repost from the previous pages. I'm sure it's also a repost from your repost, dawg.

fuck i think you're right

Your life is a fucking roller-coaster.

You got that right buddy

^
Pearost

thats fucking awesome

More: http://www.masalatime.com/?p=419

ha

http://www.masalatime.com/img/8959.jpg

More: http://www.masalatime.com/?p=419

Bloody hell, they're great.