With so much drama in the L.P.C.
It’s kinda hard bein’ Dr C-H-U-double-K-V
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin’ up with funky ass plays like every single day
May I, show a little something to the Apples
And, make a few goals as I breeze, through
Two in the mornin’ and the party’s still jumpin’
Cause Emmet’s momma ain’t home
I got Los Conos in the living room gettin it on
And, Beards ain’t leavin till six in the morn
So, Schmoove, what you wanna do
I got a pocket full of stickers and my Zombies do too
So turn on the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don't love them boors, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
ELKs up, one Rebel down, while BAD and Cosmic bounce to this
(With apologies to Los Conos)
With so much drama in the L.P.C.
It’s kinda hard bein’ Dr C-H-U-double-K-V
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin’ up with funky ass plays like every single day
May I, show a little something to the Apples
And, make a few goals as I breeze, through
Two in the mornin’ and the party’s still jumpin’
Cause Emmet’s momma ain’t home
I got Los Conos in the living room gettin it on
And, Beards ain’t leavin till six in the morn
So, Schmoove, what you wanna do
I got a pocket full of stickers and my Zombies do too
So turn on the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don't love them boors, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
ELKs up, one Rebel down, while BAD and Cosmic bounce to this