British Military Fitness

Riding back through the park from the poolsauna last couple of weeks, every tuesday,
theres a bunch of about 25 people busting some moves in a group looking like the 'thriller' video. Parently these fat dobbers pay for some buerk in a uniform to shout at them for an hour. Why you need a nodder vest on to do some push ups in a park Ive no idea but they managed 3 weeks so cant be all bad.
come on own up, whos done it? whos an instructor? wtfs it all about?/

yeah, basically some super-intensive fitness course, its supposed to be on par with the military training regimes.

We have these twats in Viccy Park. Lazy tits who have to be shouted at to do few push ups.
Total waste of time.

Oh dear. That sound you hear is DFP running to his PC shouting and screaming.

There's a group that do that stuff on Turnham Green every Monday evening. They're clearly batty as the "workout" isn't worth shit, it's just an opportunity for some sadist to take some pleasure at your literal expense.

How can anyone possibly enjoy being bossed around by a beefy man in uniform? Inexplicable.

the term "no pain, no gain" will be heavily in use i imagine.

How can anyone possibly enjoy being bossed around by a beefy man in uniform? Inexplicable.

oh, Will.

Yeah so I could deliver this, no overheads, how much dorrar do they rinse you for a session?

the term "no pain, no gain" will be heavily in use i imagine.

ha ha!

but, obviously, because they have some cunt bearing down on them, they can come away with the impression that they've been through a terrible fitness-based ordeal.

They have been going for years and years, along with many spin-offs. Loads of mums near me do it, and love it. They have no motivation whatsoever, and being shouted at, along with paying up front, gets their lard arses out there.

The damage they do to themselves at 0600 on a frosty morning by rolling out of bed, into their cars, then doing all that shite is tremendous.

the term "no pain, no gain" will be heavily in use i imagine.

but, obviously, because they have some cunt bearing down on them,

Does sound like a good night in though

Oh dear. That sound you hear is DFP running to his PC shouting and screaming.

what Homeopathy expert DFP?

He has expressed some strong opinions on this subject before.

They were out in Tewkesbury this morning. Nodder vest is fully deserved though. You need to be a nodded to sign up to something like that

After they had sauntered round Victoria Park being shouted at they all used to go to the Royal Inn and drink all those calories back. It was in the lavatory of that establishment that I heard two of the instructors chatting in scandinavian accents about which country had the nicest military uniforms.
Not British or Military then. Still "Swedish Civilian Fitness" doesn't give the right impression does it?
the best thing is their URL BritMilfIt.com

what so its all over the country, how much are they making for it then?
is there no one able to enlighten us on this subject?

utfs

direct debits!! boom, fucking money spinner all round, attrition rate is massive so they getting a double whammy- more profile for cannon fodder, and garunteed money.

How can anyone possibly enjoy being bossed around by a beefy man in uniform? Inexplicable.

I'd prefer to join TA. Not only to save money, but to be paid £30 on top of that.
And I will be able to tell stories about "the Forces" in the pub.

Yeh, I've seen this crowd in Hyde Park near the lake on numerous occasions. Looks pretty cringe-worthy.

I'd be up for the proper sas training any day but to faff around in a park with a bunch of office tri-athletes makes my skin crawl.

I've done a free trial with these boys and in fairness it's a pretty intensive workout, I didn't sign up because
1 I dont like being shouted at
2 I especially don't like spending my hard earned to be shouted at

I think it appeals to people who have some unfulfilled submissive desires but it seriously didn't do it for me.

They have colonized every green space in London with their exercise as bullying schtick. I was commuting through Hyde Park when they first started and one of the instructors decided to have a pop at the fat bloke on the bike watching what they were doing.
In return I learned ex paras don't like being called big fucking marys and will try to chase you.

interesting responses all in all.
how gullible can the British public be then? paying direct debits to someone who isnt even offering a shower to wash in or often a pot to piss in.
We need to reclaim our green spaces, for the more gentle arts of reading poetry, walking with lovers and Tai Chi,
yeah thats it Ive just had an Epiphany

teach Tai Chi in the park, give a free first lesson then get signed up to direct debits,
garunteed spiritual enlightenment or your money back- with an out of body experience on the 75th consecutive lesson.
right Im off to go and make millions, laters.

I'd prefer to join TA. Not only to save money, but to be paid £30 on top of that.
And I will be able to tell stories about "the Forces" in the pub.

When my mate Denny heard about being paid to be in the T.A. he joined up straight away, the tight fucker.
He trained up as a medic, but he was really there for the dosh.
He used to crow on about the great weekends away, scampering through woodland, dossing down in tents like a bunch of cub scouts, pissing about in big khaki wagons.
He loved it.

Then they shipped him to Afghanistan for six months, in the front line.
Oh, how I laughed.

Six months of patching up locals who had got their arms and faces blasted off whilst trying to reclaim the metal from unexploded ordnance, six months of sniper fire, six months of openly wanking in a tent over tatty porn mags in front of half a dozen other blokes who are also wanking whilst trying to avoid eye contact.

Hur hur hur...