"Oh Shit" moments...

I tried to hide the wound by putting my hand in my pocket....I think it made my mum's shock worse when she saw me saunter past with one leg of my jeans soaked in blood pretending all was right with the world.

Mate, given the volume of your shout when it happened I'm fairly sure there was no hiding what happened. Not sure how old I was but the noise you made will stay for me for the rest of my life!