For Sale: Pre-race or general Waxing

Hey,

I wasn't sure where to put this but the missus has opened up a beauty rooms near Holborn and is offering a Forum 2-4-1 on treatments. A racer friend put the idea into her head as he wants his legs waxed so if anyone (both male and female) is interested then please do let me know.

Wasn't too sure if this should maybe go in rides and races?

The basic premise is when you book, tell her you are from lfgss (or in her words "that geeky bike forum I you spend all your time on") and when you book two treatments (waxing/massage etc) you'd get the second cheapest one free.

Her website is here - http://www.vcbeautyrooms.com/

Please don't ask me what a mens miami is - i'm still too scared to find out

Could she do my sack?

^ inappropriate

Pathetic more like.

Could she do my sack?

Possibly once you've hit puberty.

Nostril waxing sounds like the most awful thing ever.

Only £10.

Hang on a fucking minute. This place waxes, right? And it waxes men. Someone asking if they can get their bollocks waxed isn't inappropriate, it's probably what half the fucking clientèle ask when they walk into the damn place. Fix up you sanctimonious cunts.

Can she do my sack btw?

Things I never thought I would do in life...

Google... 'Nostril waxing'

"taking the wax and my nose hair with it. It's not really painful, but it certainly smarts for a second or two. I peer at the nostril-shaped pink lump with horror. It is porcupined with hideous thick hairs that stick out and resemble a pig's snout. It is very disconcerting."

and...

"So what's it like living with a hairless nose? Maybe it's psychological, but I seem to breathe deeper."

The TT lads will be all over this...

Could she do my sack?

Yes she can - I'll lend her my hedge trimmers for that treatment though

'sanctimonious cunts'
nice.

Hang on a fucking minute. This place waxes, right? And it waxes men. Someone asking if they can get their bollocks waxed isn't inappropriate, it's probably what half the fucking clientèle ask when they walk into the damn place. Fix up you sanctimonious cunts.

I agree - she does do the full lot- but when asked in what appears to be a purile tone I'm not going to be overly impressed

I agree -** she does do the full lot**- but when asked in what appears to be a purile tone I'm not going to be overly impressed

Now that's a whole nother can of worms to not open right there.

I agree - she does do the full lot- but when asked in what appears to be a purile tone I'm not going to be overly impressed

damn straight

^ inappropriate

Pathetic more like.

Possibly once you've hit puberty.

Calm down dears, it's just a joke, I do my own.

Is it too late to turn this thread around?

Unfortunately.

One foul post, and then it's too late.

Unless of course we now post some good posts... maybe start a forum trend for shaven legs when playing polo? You know... for aerodynamics.

I'm quite tempted by this, hard to pick a second thing i actually want doing though, maybe just a nice massage. mmmm.

Seriously? you wax your own scrotum? I highly doubt it... you'd need more than 2 hands surely..

nostril waxing must be the most painful thing known to man.

maybe its two of you? one gets legs the other gets legs.. split the saving?

why would you wax norstils? I can see trimming hairs that stick out, but waxing? Those hairs are there to stop stuff from going further than it should..

aw, boring,only opened this cos it looked like 'waxwings' I love waxwings.

why would you wax norstils? I can see trimming hairs that stick out, but waxing? Those hairs are there to stop stuff from going further than it should..
Maybe if you have a coke habbit it will actually save you money?