What would jesus ride?

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  • Prolly not the tube.

    Oooof!

  • Jesus would ride your bike.

    1 Thessalonians 5:2-4 (NIV) ...the Lord will come like a thief in the night.

  • Also, no lights. He is the Light.

  • no GPS either because he's the way.

  • was just going to say Jesus rode across the dessert on his triumph it says so in the bible!

  • was just going to say Jesus rode across the dessert on his triumph it says so in the bible!

    Must have made a bit of a mess.

  • And judging from the state of his blood, he rides drunk all the time.

  • found it, under our noses on the anti thread.

  • And judging from the state of his blood, he rides drunk all the time.

    it was an an ice-cream sundae with alcohol poured over it......

  • Holey bike!

    very good

  • So, in Celebration of his crucifixion the bunnies took to their bicycles

  • Jesus has been riding a wave of sympathy for two thousand years for dying for the sins of others. Surely the wave will peter out soon...

  • Jesus, u no impress?

  • Kum ba ya m'lud etc etc.

  • looks a bit like Jason Schwartzman

  • SPDs?

  • A gold frankenstein mehhh bike with a flip flop hub. gets coat

  • Oh looks like Steve Mcmanmamamaman by the way

  • ...giz us your trainers or i'll blade ya

  • So if Jesus were alive today what would he ride?

    Mary Magdalene. Again, and again, and again.


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  • Question solved.

    I do believe I worked with this man (i've gone blank on his name) during my work experience..

    JASON! Is that him?

  • That is our Saffa friend.. Jaygee on here.

  • yeah he's called jason.

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What would jesus ride?

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