Did your bike get stolen last night? (found charge mixer)

OMG. I just read all this.. some of the comments (happily all from people I have yet to meet) are downright ridiculous.
Its clear that Nikola purchased the bike in good faith. I would want someone, anyone on here to do the same if it was my mercian. . . yet people are getting hung up on details that TRULY are not important. What is important is a genuinely good intention and the use of the forum to reunite someone with their beloved bike.

When did you decide to lose sight of that?

Something like this is the answer, I think... .though I'd rather this pikey, cockney, half black, half white pole didnt get 60 quid.

More kittehs please.