What would jesus ride?

Maybe whatever he rides... looks different to different people..? hmmn...

If you think he has a Pengy bike...he does...
If you think he rides a 'cross' bike (like I do) then...

See where this is leading..?

Then you get different groups all arguing they are right...

And then the Holidays Start, whole countries blindly agree he rides X type of bike, could all get well out of hand....

Fact in the Netherlands he rides a 'BierFiets' (google it)

What would Shoko ride?

What would Rael ride?

Spaceship motherfuckers!

Manson?

I fucking love this shit...

The dude from Heavens Gate? Proper fucking nutbag...

Highly recommend his youtube videos.

I read he gave a sermon on a mountainbike

What? On a dual suspension?

Yes. Dual suspension of disbelief.

Manson?

who would ride one of these? http://www.moritzbikes.com/

answer: wankers

who would ride one of these? http://www.moritzbikes.com/

answer: wankers

Proper bling gangsta chainsets.

The descriptions are epic

Jesus, this is getting bit silly.
Apparently they have 27 combinations of [strike]components[/strike] colours.
Quality parts too! Good luck.

Frames & Forks
Light-weight, Chrome Moly, urban speed-strength frames & forks.

Sizes
18 inch (46cm) / 22 inch (57cm)

Rims
XF-Lite Deep V Alloy, designed specifically for Moritz Bikes

Tyres
23mm Urban Grip Tyres

Brakes
Shimano Sora Brake Calipers with Shimano Deore Brake Levers

Bracket
Nero B882 Bottom Bracket

Headset
Nero H800

Chainwheel
Moritz Bikes styled Alloye CW-08 chainwheel

Chain
Heavy duty White steel 1/8 chain.

Handlebar
400mm straight Alloy bar with Anti-slip grips

Saddle
Leather/PVC racing sport saddle

Looks like they got the chainring as close to a Profile ring as they could without having copyright issues

Cool caliper drop too....

pads on spokes FTW!

I can't believe no-one's mentioned Christ Cycles yet.

http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2010/05/high-road-of-missiles-and-missionaries.html

I can't believe no-one's mentioned Christ Cycles yet.

http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2010/05/high-road-of-missiles-and-missionaries.html

They claim that their bikes are 100% vegan, not just the employees? Wait, what? But the bikes are 'just like every other bike' (contentious in itself) made in taiwan? So they monitor the meat intake of the workers at the bike factory? Or the bikes simply don't consume animal products themselves?

They claim that their bikes are 100% vegan

Was Jesus a vegan? I though he was up to people having a go at his body washed down with merlot.

He ate fish didn't he? But then he was pissed at a wedding...

Reminds me of all those Jesus gags from "Family Guy".

What would Shoko ride?

Prolly not the tube.

Not sure he'd be issued with an Oyster.