Did your bike get stolen last night? (found charge mixer)

WTF?!?!?

I can't believe you paid someone for a stolen bike, in an attempt to return a bike to its rightful owner, because if you hadn't bought it, someone else would have 5mins later!

Why didn't you just d-lock their face in, lock them to a bike rack and hand them over to the police? Massive fail imo.

You're clearly no better than a bike thief yourself.

if this is ironic, LOL.

yeah i'm about 5ft3 not sure if i was any good in face to face kombat. will try next time tho, my kryptonite's itching for it.