Epic win

Q: WHAT IS THE BEST IDEA YOU"VE EVER PATENTED?
A: Though this is a hard question because I've patented so many great things, it's an easy question because the answer is cancer medication. My patenting of cancer medication has prevented inferior companies from making cheaper cancer medication in massive quantities. Without this patent, the original inventor of this miricle cancer medication wouldn't have the money to continue with its advertising campaign, nor have the luxury of release the medication in a way that best benefits the laws of supply and demand (which is not a legally binding law).

Must be a pisstake the FAQ's are a goldmine.