Epic win

Q: HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A CLIENT?
A: I have. She was beautful. More beautiful than anyone you have ever dated or had a chance with. She was also brilliant which is more beautiful to me than actually being beautiful. She was my law-muse. Alas, as with so many wonderful things, it was never truly fated to be. I learned a very valuable lesson from this undying love that dug into my soul... You cannot patent the heart. I cheated on her.
P.S. Do not think up a bogus invention/idea and try to have me patent it just so that you can get close to me! That reeks of desperation and I can smell it coming a mile away. I will not fall in love with you! Many have tried, most have failed! Brilliant ideas birthed from inspiration (or that came to you in a dream) only!

ace.