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@Londonneur
Just look em in the eye, smile and say:
"Apparently you are in a hurry" or "you seem tense" or "Faster faster, Please hurry up!" always keep it cheerfull. After all, we are the ones having fun. Drivers in London are paying through the nose to have a terrible time.
However, if they say, "You don't pay tax", I say "I don't pay for sex either"... ;-)
When a bus driver cuts you up to get to a bus stop, pull up by the driver, smile and say, "We are not so different, you and I. The main difference between us is.... (pause here) You're a Bus Driver!". Watch their little heads explode.
Just smile and wave brothers and sisters, smile and wave... We need do nothing except exist. They will defeat themselvs in the end.