• I am physically perfect. Woman gasp at even a glimpse of me. If I walk into a bar, there's not a dry seat in the house. Yet still fat fookers try to say I'm too thin. You just have to ignore the lettuce dodgers and truly believe that there is no more to life than cycling around with a 6% BF quotient.

    Or eat more pies, then buy a bike with a sloping TT to fit your gut over.

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