You are reading a single comment by @Zoidberg and its replies.
Click here to read the full conversation.
London Fixed Gear and Single-Speed is a community of predominantly fixed gear and single-speed cyclists in and around London, UK.
This site is supported almost exclusively by donations. Please consider donating a small amount regularly.
@Zoidberg
My surly is called 'Cleveland' making it male. It's called Cleveland on account of it being brown and a steamroller, after the infamous sexual practice and dumping method of a significant other: the 'cleveland steamroller.'
My bmx is usually called a string of expletives ending in 'cunt' which probably makes it female but it's only referred to by name when I am falling off it or doing maintenance work to it.
If I had one wish I would wish for one of my bikes to be posessed by the spirit of Rodney Dangerfield so it could say things like: 'even down this skatepark/ part of town, I get no respect' and things. So then it would be called Rodney.