Nursery for New Members

The only company I've had is my low profile Eddy Merckx TT bike and I've been so hungry that I've had no choice but to eat all his gears, brakes, shifters, cables, mechs and anything else not essential to the act of riding, simply to survive.

Piss off you nonce

Will, don't you think that the Stoke Newington Cannibal may have just outed itself? (Yes, itself. Such a thing can no longer lay claim to gender.)