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I met Madonna once. In New York. She introduced herself as Veronica.. It threw me for a sec. I was just about to say. "Nice to meet you but I'm waiting for Madonna..."

... and brave, i got a great madonna/sean penn story:
my grandma used to live in madonna's apartment building in New York, and when I was about six my whole family went over to hers for thanksgiving dinner... in the elevator on the way down at the end of the night, sean penn and madonna walked in absolutely flipping their shits at each other in an argument. when we got to the ground floor, madonna stormed off, and sean penn turned, looked right in my eyes and said (i quote) - 'what the fuck are you looking at you little shit?'
true story.

While working at RSA about 10 years ago, I was one of the few people left in the building as everyone else had dissapered to some wanky awards show I answered the phone to some woman wanting to talk to Chris Cunningham (Madonna was seeing him at the time) I tald her he was not in and that he was at the award show. She asked me why I wasn't there and I told her I had to work. She didn't telm me who she was but told me it was not fair that I had to work when everybody else was getting pissed and having fun and that shed take me out when she was in town the following week. I thought she was just having a laugh and went along with it and told her my name.
Next week roles round and low and behold someone told me Madonna was asking for me in reception, we went drinks at Ronnie Scotts and she touch my knee (twice).

True Fax folks, I've been on a date with Madge.

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