Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

^^^ those STI's compare to the size of her head

These small people aren't normal.

Dont aggravate my ASG* syndrome.

That Argon 18, looks well set-up from a fit stand point. Not sure why you'd spend so much time and money, trying to squeeze everylast drop of speed out of a bike, and then add flat pedals. Stupid!

Also. Emma Pooleys cranks look really really long. Is she riding standard 170's, or is it a visual trick because of the small bike. I realise that ladies most often have longer legs relative their total height, so maybe this is common thing on ladies bikes.

(*Angry Short Guy)

paging 'hoops and damo

Yeah. If I come over and all three of us stand on each others shoulders, maybe we could manage to slap him one.

#justjokingnotainternetbully

I'd give her an STI ^^^

She's actually standing up in that picture too...

What does those black things in the rear wheel do?

Make motorbike noises when you pedal.

HAHahaha!

Make motorbike noises when you pedal.

i cant believe people in developed countries know about this cheap-skank trick, i thought it was a privelege of third world kids only!

What does those black things in the rear wheel do?

Extended hub flange - google Roval+Star+Rapide for details

Not sure why you'd spend so much time and money, trying to squeeze everylast drop of speed out of a bike, and then add flat pedals. Stupid!

She's obviously just put the flats on so she can test drive it round the workshop.

I realise that ladies most often have longer legs relative their total height

Common misconception. They *look *longer due to fat deposits being higher on women than on men, but the distance from ankle to hip joint is proportionally the same.

http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.207-5666.aspx

no picture, but a tesco roadie with campagnolo...

there you go

why is that anti? ok no a good bike but anti....

£400 bicycle with Campag doesn't sound quite right.

meh. not that much wrong with that

I'd ride that, on the hipster spice route to see how many sneered face I'll see.

meh. not that much wrong with that

What's up with the 6-month warranty on the Tesco special? *Everything *in the EU has a 12 month warranty, it's just that after 6 months the buyer has to *prove *a manufacturing/design error to get a refund, whereas before 6 months the shop has to prove mis-use or accidental damage to not refund. The warranty period remains the same though - I don't know of any special clause to reduce a warranty to six months even if the buyer agrees to it. Might get on to Trading Standards about that, it's a piss take.

This is Tesco we're talking about, it's how they make money (and lots of it).

what. a. waste.

What's up with the 6-month warranty on the Tesco special? *Everything *in the EU has a 12 month warranty, it's just that after 6 months the buyer has to *prove *a manufacturing/design error to get a refund, whereas before 6 months the shop has to prove mis-use or accidental damage to not refund. The warranty period remains the same though - I don't know of any special clause to reduce a warranty to six months even if the buyer agrees to it. Might get on to Trading Standards about that, it's a piss take.

No, it's a "mere puff", as that angle in advertising in known. You have no rights, no recourse, nothing; it's where caveat emptor comes into play.

And Trading Standards is a thing of the past.

Bend over and expose your arse to the corporate barbed-wire pole, trash-boy.