Spotted...

While working at RSA about 10 years ago, I was one of the few people left in the building as everyone else had dissapered to some wanky awards show I answered the phone to some woman wanting to talk to Chris Cunningham (Madonna was seeing him at the time) I tald her he was not in and that he was at the award show. She asked me why I wasn't there and I told her I had to work. She didn't telm me who she was but told me it was not fair that I had to work when everybody else was getting pissed and having fun and that shed take me out when she was in town the following week. I thought she was just having a laugh and went along with it and told her my name.
Next week roles round and low and behold someone told me Madonna was asking for me in reception, we went drinks at Ronnie Scotts and she touch my knee (twice).

True Fax folks, I've been on a date with Madge.

Married to Guy Richie, seeing Chris Cunningham, dating da tiles all at the same time.