Cycle parking in London

Bloody bike parking in the west end is a bloody joke. I was in Carnaby Street the other day and every piece of street furniture had a sign on it saying the usual guff about bikes locked here would be removed...

I am seriously considering some kind of protests against buildings and landowners who try to prevent cyclists from locking up. How about just locking loads of random (not bicycle) objects to any railing that carries one of these signs? After all, the signs only mention cycles .... And lots of stickers that say 'This business hates bicycles. Do you?'

I would put money in for this.