Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

There's little more to avoiding huge ships than being visible and predictable in the primary position, landlubbers!

When there's trouble at sea, there's a lot of wise talk on land.

Yep, I've been in more near misses at sea than on my bike.

Not joking.

Big time. If it takes a ship 7 miles to come to a complete stop then you're kidding yourself if you think you have right-of-way in your sailboat. My strategy, go David Farragut on those mo-fos, and then profit.