Black Toyota coupe k367 ppm

Youre a nasty piece of work. Punched me from his window, pushed me, dove me into oncoming traffic. Called me a gay prick and offered to stab me. Well done for having fake plates.
Happened on clapham common southside. If anyone sees this asshole post up here I will be filing a complaint-the police want me to, and it would be good to get as much as I can. Fed up of wankers like this getting away without charge.

Sounds awful, but it also sounds like you got off lucky.

Let's hope somebody nukes them from orbit.

I hope he gets cock rot and it drops off.

I did totally get lucky. This stuff happens all the time today I'm just not in the mood to let it slide you know? Cheers y'all

The point is, one day he'll shout that at a cyclist and that cyclist will have a Michael Douglas style "Falling Down" moment and shoot him.

Let's hope somebody nukes them from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

I hope his power steering starts playing up and the cost is a bit more than he expected.

Can you post a Picture Of the type of car, I just google 'Black Toyota coupe' and it came up with a variety of cars... I ride that road twice a day... If I see him I'll give him an evil stare :)

It was like this; but with a larger custom spoiler. If you do see it, give thee old bill a call and state what you know; which is that it was involved in an inccident with me and they're wanting to find it. If the reg is different; they were fake plates anyhow so that doesn't matter. If you see a black Celica with a spoiler, ring em. Thankyou v much guys x

Report it to the police anyway. They may still pull it over if they have to same plates on, then see it on their system that they're fake.

I hope his power steering starts playing up and the cost is a bit more than he expected.

I hope just after his 100,000 mile service his cambelt fucks up leaving him no option but to pay for his engine to be taken apart and rebuilt.

Glad you came out of this ok. Report it and try to nail the twat. Must have shaken you up some!

Wtf?!

Call the police, man... this is fucked.

I live around there so I will also be keeping an eye out for the fucker.

What day / time did the incident happen, roughly?

I hope he tries the same thing again, but whilst distracted by his prey he veers off and hits a lampost, and is propelled through his windscreen.
What a total fucknut!

I hope he tries the same thing again, but whilst distracted by his prey he veers off and hits a lampost, and is propelled through his windscreen.
What a total fucknut!

I hope that next time he is abusing a cyclist, his last chewy mint slips down the gap between this centre console, and race Recaro seats, and he rams a police car from behind whilst searching frantically.

I reported this at Brixton station last night, for once they were really helpful and upbeat about the chances of catching him. Because it's fake plates, ANY black celica pulled over will be checked. If you see it parked up defs call the bill! Thanks guys. I hope his mother gives him a good talking to when I get this dickhead in court.
Oh; this happened just past clapham south station at 1740 on Sunday.

I reported this at Brixton station last night, for once they were really helpful and upbeat about the chances of catching him. Because it's fake plates, ANY black celica pulled over will be checked. If you see it parked up defs call the bill! Thanks guys. I hope his mother gives him a good talking to when I get this dickhead in court.
Oh; this happened just past clapham south station at 1740 on Sunday.

Unfortunately, he does not know who is Mummy is, or his Dad for that matter.....

Unfortunately, he does not know who is Mummy is, or his Dad for that matter.....

Or he couldn't tell the difference.

i think his mummy and daddy probably paid for that car. had the look of a man who'd spent a long time in comfort with a spliff and a dominos menu

reminded me of the guy in a hi lux toyota 4x4 who attempted to ram me and several other cyclists off the road on hackney road/shoreditch high street.
got his plates.. but ended up forgetting about it.

wish i'd reported it in hindsight.

bump. got an interview on thursday with the bill, if anyone sees this car this weekend please let me know where, anything will really help. They're keen to prosecute. Ta

sorry to hear about your hassle.

yep go fot it. good for you.

lets hope the cops get this car off the road.

Or he couldn't tell the difference.

Haha!

The point is, one day he'll shout that at a cyclist and that cyclist will have a Michael Douglas style "Falling Down" moment and shoot him.

With a bazooka.