What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Next thing you say will be that Plumsted is a posh neighbourhood.

Don't fucking listen to the estate agents - I've been to their local pubs and you need to really try hard to fit in.

Have a walk around the back streets. You'll be surprised. In fact look up Blenhiem Grove for proterty prices. I'd give one of your kidney to live there.