Tattoos

What's the waiting time, by the way?

My local guy, Bruno, is a nice chap, but his line's too wonky to do what I have in mind.

i can pretty much do when ever. im looking to get a nice retro road bike, so if theres any people are looking to sell im sure i can arrange a tattoo swap

What size bike do you need? Let people know the size. Road bike or conversion? How retro?

I don't have any for sale, but if my wife decideds too much is too much, then who knows...

i would like a road bike, 1980s 1990s.... just kinda old looking. im pretty new to everything but i think i need a 56 frame, something easy and nice to ride for a beginner lightweight also. i will post a trade ad tomorrow cos im still in the nursery haahaha!!

I'm pretty sure you'll get something - as long as those pussies don't mind cycling down to Ewell.

Why is it so hard to find a tattooist who can do straight lines around me. It can't be that hard to do straight lines can it? As someone who cannot deal in approximates and everything has to be done properly it's annoying.

I can't find one who can close the circle...

straight lines and circles are hard to get tattooists to do because they never turn out right as the skin moves so even a shit hot artist will still end up making them wonky wether he stretches the skin or not

(as told by my tattooist when i asked for some odd shit)

You see, that's why some people draw comic books and the other tattoo people.
You have to feel the skin. It moves. It fucking moves when I bend my finger... That's why there's so many tattooists, but so little tattoo artists.

if your ever in southport go to phil on market street, hes good done most of my stuff some circular bits too
id love some work by filip leu, his shits immense, "kat got vd" has nothing on him

Southport. I've been there only once in my life. Which is good for a foreign.

its shit, ive been forced to move there urggghhhhh
where you from ??

Well, as most E11 citizens I'm genuinely Polish. I'd get that British passport long time ago if not for benefit scams.

To be honest, I don't know what I am anymore. Apparently I speak to me parents in foreign accent, but over here they always ask me for a quote to sort out their plumbing.

lol loads of polish plumbers round here, good mate is latvian, could hardly understand him at first but now he swears as good as the rest of us hahaha

I'm not sure Latvians are for real. They sound to me like mutated mixed Polish and Prussian gentry from Inflants raped by tsarists Russians. Good people, though.

Talking 'bout ze Germans... I need someone to simplify Durer's etchings for me for the purpose of having tattooed them. Anyone? Art college pupil perhaps?

all of Dürer's etchings would make an immense suit :)

Talking 'bout ze Germans... I need someone to simplify Durer's etchings for me for the purpose of having tattooed them. Anyone? Art college pupil perhaps?

How about this?

Too close to what Vory have :-)

Logical run on to this would be to get lots of heavily tattooed people in the serpentine (in high high summer obviously).
However I think an "underwear must be worn" dress code is always best or you'll have people hiding their junk with a hand in pubs.
Somewhere warm would make the whole thing more sociable though in this weather.

True. Somewhere where people won't judge us on the colour of our skin.

And in south london

South London vote 2 here.

central would be more democratic, some of us live north :P

I'm almost sure this would never happen...

Spoke to Steve (Landlord Coach and Horses, Souths Drinks) this evening, he's happy for us to use the upstairs room by arrangement for Tattoo thread meets, if there's interest I'll arrange a date, thoughts people?

EEI I know it may be an obvious one but Lyam Sparkes would make a dope job of that.imo.

Coach and horses sounds good to me.

I'm only coming if casual nudity is allowed.

Too close to what Vory have :-)

there needs to be an important addition of a male chicken under one of those dragon heads....
just saying.

I'm only coming if casual nudity is allowed.

What is formal nudity?

there needs to be an important addition of a male chicken under one of those dragon heads....
just saying.

I believe Rob loves male chicken...