• I used to go for a curry on a regular basis at a Batley curry house called the Intenational.

    We'd do the pubs, go snog some slappers at the Batley Frontier club (It's world famous - honest!) then go for a curry at the International.

    They used to do the most enormous chicken tikka legs you've ever seen. Honestly, they must have been over a foot long.
    We didn't care. We were pissed.

    Anyway, one time we went to the International we found that it had been shut down.

    We read in the paper the next week that health and safety had shut it down and arrested the owner after they found the butchered carcass of a German Shepherd dog in the fridge.

    Tikka spices can make anything taste nice.

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