Owning your own home

I want a bedroom to sleep in, a kitchen, a room for a comfy chair, books and a desk, and one tiled room with workbench and hooks for my bike. Oh, and a bathroom I guess.

I have half of all my earnings from the last two years to pay for it (a little more than bugger all). Anyone want to do a deal?

I have a 1-man MacPac tent. Piss outside. Live near a stream for bathing.

Do we have a deal?