2010-12-30 Remembering fiddy

Proper flu, it kicked in like a motherfucker last night, I haven't left my bed since Sunday night... Feel like I've been beaten about the body with a cricket bat, awful headache, can't breathe through my nose and suffering from the worst sore throat I think I've ever had... Difficult to sleep, very uncomfortable... Who wants a snog? James first...

Proper man flu, so unwell he can type and make unfunnies online.