Christmas Presents

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I got an 8lb lobster for Christmas lunch (boiled that shit straight out the fish tank..vegans suck a BIG dick) I ice skated in Central Park with AFDS, went for a wank in Blue Rooms porno store just off Times Square (watched a woman get gang banged by a pack of dogs..nasty) and then went to American Trash near 62nd St and got offered a threesome by some dopey trader on cocaine.. Craziest Christmas Day in a while

You went for a wank, with your bro, at a public porn store?

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