Epic fail

you know.... we have a car thread......
jus' sayin'......

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Back on topic;

you know.... we have a car thread......
jus' sayin'......

Well, it is Epic Fail in a Bike Forum :D
Seems quite appropriate.

^^Epic stupidity!

Kebab.

Not bothering to sleep last night, huge fail.

How to talk to women in church

This picture shows an item discovered in my father in laws foot stool.
Any guesses as to its fail origin?(I'll post the answer as soon as I have an internet connection.

Looks like it might be a Christmas Tree.

Very popular at this time of year.

The pelt from the rear legs of some kind of mammal... first guess, some kind of terrier?

A cherished pet?

I have the preserved skin of a stoat in my room at my parent's house - I picked it up as roadkill as a kid, then skinned and preserved it. Great fun! :)

yep looks like a domestic cat fur, of a once loved and remembered pet from your childhood.... eeek !

Damn, three posts and you got it. This is my FIL's lucky knee wrap. It is lucky fucking knee cat wrap. I have no idea to whom the cat belonged before.
I really don't understand how people who have a lucky cat wrap can nag me to wear slippers when they think it is cold. Bloody superstition fail.
Part one I'm sure of In-law fail from me.

Let us see what Christmas brings.

why is cat fur weirder than cow skin? everything or nothing people..

^ i was discussing with my dad whether he would eat human flesh if the person who had died had consented to it (obv, they died naturally, weren't coerced, it was even legal etc etc). i would like to, just out of curiousity, and think under those circumstances there are much less moral qualms (i.e., none) than eating some factory farmed pig. but it would be fucking weird.

Because of the personal attachment people form with their cats... not many people have pet cows. That said if I was going to wear a cat, I would want it to be a cat I had liked in its lifetime - its odd that I don't feel that way about my shoes. I partly feel the same about food, when I have sunday roast at my parent's house it is almost always one of our own sheep (grown, slaughtered and butchered ourselves). Its always nicer to know where your food comes from, even if it used to have a name.

What on earth is knee cat wrap anyway? Aside from the obvious benefit of a snuggly warm knee, what is it for? Why only one and what is the superstition??

Really, don't ask me. I have no idea what it does. I guess it is a pain remedy
It comes from a corner of my wifes family which believes in all sorts of weird shit.
They come from a Polish communist police background, so I can understand why they might believe some weird shit(and this is not the weirdest, believe me).

I get really pissed off when they tell me how I should dress for the cold. I know better than them how -15 feels when you are riding and it drives me insane when they tell me what I should wear for it.

Looks like a very small cold weather condom.

referring to his recent media frenzy or tramadol nights in general? i watched some of them to see what the fuss is about. he's just trolling. i want to know what kind of fuckhead watches 20 minutes of the program until he gets to the bit about disabled kids fucking and then complains. it's like they were waiting to be offended.

"i'm going to abuse you so badly you'll think i'm a member of the family"

What is that?

It's a symbol for the all kind of awesomeness of mash potatoes.