Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

'Almost porn' is not good enough. The seatpost ruins it that much. Also the huge stack of spacers and the strange amount of seat tube extending upwards. As if the builder didn't measure properly and didn't weld the top tube high enough

Wrong, almost porn is easily good enough to keep a bike out of anti-porn, otherwise every other bike would be in here. Also spacers and seat tube extensions are fine insert mdcc tester science here.