Reporting & whinging... and those who do it

Imagine this recipe:
(Let's call it Forum Cake)

• 10 cups of people
• 10 cups of 'Big Bollocks'
• 1 cup of Lynx
• 1 spoon of STFU
• 1 big bowl of MTFU

Preparation:

Get the big bowl of MTFU, put in 10 cups of people and stir in the 10 cups of 'big bollocks'.
By the time everything's well mixed, spread evenly on a baking tray and cook in medium heat
until brown (shit color). That's when you get the spoon of STFU and sprinkle on top.

As you can see, the cup of Lynx does not bake together with this recipe.
Capice?

Tried it. Turned out too dense and dry. Stuck in my throat. Couldn't digest it.