For Sale: Deathtrap, the mongrel bike

This is a bit of a weird one - an old five-speed town bike with a modern track wheelset crammed in (third hand needed when taking out/putting in rear wheel to pull stays apart). It's running something like 38mm tires which are super comfy, and only a hundred miles or so old.

Crankset is off a Dawes Haarlem, fairly spinny ratio. Frame and cranks are very bendy. With old crankset there was some squirm on left pedal - changed BB/cranks and pedals and it still seems to be there. Mystery.

Frame has surface rust but is solid. Will also need some foot retention and a brake before riding on the street. Hence it's moniker, Deathtrap.

Not doing anything with it and could use the space in the garage.

£100, or offers.

Might need to know the size.

Well done for spotting my deliberate mistake...

Top tube - 56 CTC
Seat tube - 57 CTC

I thought this was your polo steed?

Panonia. Very nice. Hungarian if im not mistaken.

would you be interested in parting it?

Not really

ah ok, if you were I'd be interested in the wheels

Someone wants to buy this...A Scotsman from my work was interested in "Owning a bit of Norwich history". I told him the title you gave it and what it has done to me, but he's still interested and was wondering if you would name a price.

Brave man. Tell him I'm open to offers - but need the bell back because it was a present from Kirsty.