The Great British Weather

so NuScoble (tm) is Nuno, and
FauxScoble is Velo libre:

and there's Original Recipe Scoble also.

That's a lot of Scoble.

the fuck is this!

It's -4 and dry as a bone here in Leeds. Anyone showing even the slightest amount of bare flesh in this weather is either mental, extremely hard, or fleeing assailants.

i'm all three, motherfuckaz