Moderators (requests and notices)

Why is Ed pining for moderator powers? I would bite off all of my fingers if he was allowed to run amok.

;-) winkysoidon'tgetbanned

Anyone who has ever shown a desire to become a mod hasn't been modded. I can't recall why I think this is a good idea, but just like not-sticking your hand in the spokes of a moving wheel I'm going to continue with this even though I lack the gift of experience.

Dear Mods, can we merge the whole forum with the cricket thread, retitling it "Australia are shit"?

Thanks!

Best request so far.

Not so sure, half of this thread is now about threads that need to be merged or relocated.

Plus this place has a reputation to maintain. In my absence noobs have still continued to flounce as a result of their treatment here.

Hi James, who said you could come back? You've still not apologised for slandering me, or for being a tit on here, and from the looks of the reported post I received you're still being a tit to people.

Given that the funeral still hasn't passed and off-forum politics currently dominate my life you can go back to being banned until you do change.