urban dictionary - lfgss

I am sure that, in some parallel universe, a tall cycling pony-tailed vegan German pedantic punster is the epitome of cool. What I don't understand is how some of that parallel universe leaked into the Urban Dictionary.

Clive, it's you that's leaked into the parallel universe.

That arse wound was a kind of teleportation device, you see. :)

I have just seen the definition of Balki.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=balki

How totally apt.

I do this.

Lemon

an object of dubious value; a piece of crap
Perfect!

dj
To stimulate a clitoris with two fingers, as if scratching a record.
I was getting down on this girl and I went all dj on that shit.

Pedal
In Bulgarian - definition for a homosexual or gay.
In Polish - definition for a homosexual or gay.

Pedal pusher... :3

It's odd that urbandictionary.com can sell stuff like LFGSS t-shirts, mugs, caps, stickers and so on and - presumably - the money goes to urbandictionary.com ?

Basically this is an urbandictionary.com product that will make urbandictionary.com money ?

To fart out of one's penis.

not on

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/custom_urban_dictionary_stein_mug-168275343786513721

Look at the bottom one for brm.

hahaha

also:
SuMo 13 up, 41 down
a way of describing emo kids that have gone beyond normal emo

or

super emo
jesus his girlfriend just dumped him and he is acting all sumo

or look at her hair it is just sumo

he made his own band and writes poems all day, what a sumo

Look at the bottom one for brm.

Racist.

Mine is scary - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dov

what
"Someone with a titty nature!!"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wibble

#5 is weird

#17 may be more apt..

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=benny

i do not do this

Ok, i do it.

My name:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=louis
Although this is funny

a person with an abnormally large penis and natural hormones that girls can't help swooning over

the next is funnier

16th of an ounce of cannabis (worth £10) ten bag
originates from the English King "Louis the 16th"

blatantly writen by an American!

Fuck yea! apart from number 5! number 5 can fuck off and die
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=xander

My Spanish nickname... Hehehe, #3 is right on the money, tho' most of my friends would probably go with #6... :D

Have you shaved recently pekpek?

Pepe means:

2) vagina in Filipino language. May also be called alternatively as 'pekpek'.

pepe
2) a vagina; usually hairy
"do you shave your pepe?"

I like mine
http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=ada

i think i like mine?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=laner

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?&term=Lpg

lpg:

"Low
Profile
Gangster"

Refer to most of Ms.Sancha's songs:
'...I ride with an LPG, b!tch - go ahead and try me..."

i'm ok with this.