Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Yeah I also dislike phone conversations a lot. FOr some reason I am a bit entitled about it all, too. I'm *more *annoyed when people call me. Me calling others is fine.

This. My stomach actually sinks when I hear my phone ring. Part of it, I'm sure, is the shock of it making a sound, but I almost never answer calls from unknown numbers unless I'm expecting one, and friends often complain about that - I've had texts from people saying "it's me on my work number, pick up."

Is the memes thread a good place to post about one's neuroses?