eBay and Craigslist finds

Dont understand English?

900 quid

Not very smart and trying to promote my own stuff here. I am trying to make a quick buck and hope you chickens will peck on it. You would need a **huge bank account thou as I will shill bid till 500 dorrah at least. I am thick and would not follow rules and something you see too** often.

Just being THICK innit?

*** I rephrased his original post to reflect his thoughts