• Sorry mate, I didn't see you.

    As I drive my four by four over your broken body.

    Darwinism, innit.

    No mate, you didn't see me because I saw you driving your Chelsea Tractor like a cunt so I gave you a wide birth. Innit breadbin.

    On a constructive note though, perhaps it would be an idea to get in touch with Barclays and have them advertise the HGV risk specifically with a campaign on their pillar things that have maps on them by their bike racks, and also their website where you sign up to the scheme. It could be in the terms and conditions of signing up that you have to read and understand and all that jazz. They could possibly even do it in conjunction with TFL. The Boris bikers would be a good demographic to target as if they don't even have bikes personally, they are hardly likely to be all that experienced on London roads. For example, how many wobbly riders on them do you see on them when there's a tube strike? Many.

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