For Sale: Dale's Polo Bike... £300

This what Dale's bike used to look like:

Grandad?

No, that was Clive Dunn.

Bill, I am a busy chappy... tonight I have been mostly eating cake as a housemate is moving out. I also made sure nothing is seized on Dale's bike, it's not. James... PM sent.

Bill your picture is correct for the following:

• Stem/Bar/Grips,
  
• Frame/fork,
  
• Seatpost clamp.
  

Dibs seatpost if it's 27.2 and setback.

It's 27.2, but inline.

25 quid for headset.

Headset's already too cheap

Yeah Mark!

So tempted to delete those posts...

Why dude

You're harshing my haggling!

Dale was going to sell it to me for £25. I miss Dale. Way cooler than that Jono guy.

You're not haggling Mark, not yet anyway.

If you can get Dale to confirm that then it's yours for £45.

£5

The headset's silver isn't it?

If it was black with white text I'd have already bought it ;-)

It's been shot blasted. On the bike. And been owned by two other people.

Not to harsh the sale.

£10.

Unless most parts, the headset could have been owned by 10 other people and still work as new.

What am I doing?? Sorry Mark

Fuck!

£15

Mark, plase pay full price or I will...
2nd bids headset, plase

Take it.

sure?

Yup.

Jono PM coming your way

not shot blasted, all the parts have been de-anodised with caustic soda.

damnit jono, those wheels were dibbed by me for £130. daaaaammmmnnnnniittttt!