Best courier company?

Jon would be too busy stopping to chat with people and grabbing cups of coffee along the way. It's safer if a van takes it.

Also, Jon wouldn't know how to find EC3 without stopping a postie to ask, so you're probably right.

Jon would have to stop and sit on a wall for an hour to authentically relive the courier experience.

Hey. I was good, right? I mean, its not like I ever lost stuff (keys, tickets and jewellery excepted. Oh. And that A2 envelope one time. But the guy on the market stall found it for me, so that totally doest count) Rego even called me "reliably late" once. Thats got to count for something?

Wait. Who made all those eggpie tags? Guys? Guys?