Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Ow! Owww! It burns! Take it away!

The frame isn't what is anti.

+1

Also, good finds Lolo. That constant downhill green one is fugly.

All hail the anti porn king

It's not often that words fail me, but on this occasion....

no point doing something half-assed.

Just leaving this here.....

srsly.... !??Waw.*

I'd ride this with pride, needs bullhorns or drops though and a red chain like this:

Would also remove the silly tribal graphics.

those cranks need to be on the cannondale or at least on the right side.

I'd ride this with pride, needs bullhorns or drops though and a red chain like this:
Would also remove the silly tribal graphics.

Really....?

did know you like it the tribal stuff Nuno?

FFS, the 'really' was for: "...I'd ride this with pride..."

Coño

ha!

All hail the anti porn king

+1

Probably peeroasted.

it's like when someone repaints a house and paints the windows shut.

its like someone paints their frame without bothering to take the parts off

do you reacon the seatpost is unpainted and shiny inside?

shiney inside for sure!

Strangely love those wheels.

Strangely love those wheels.

+1. The paint job on the bike is ghastly, but I find the wheels strangely compelling.

chainring bolts unred?

It reminds me of Akroe - French Artiste.

antiporn art.

antiporn art.

No, you are.

Those wheels are Phil Frost inspired

http://www.philfrost.com/

I'd ride that!

You'd ride a shopping trolley into the canal if it had a sloping top tube OH SNAP