I'd just got a new bike and wanted an excuse to cycle and lose weight
I was bored
I like baking muffins
Most normal people like eating muffins (I have a general mistrust for those who claim they don't)
I wanted to fulfil my faux messenger fantasies??????
Wanted to do something to make people happy for even a small part of their day. Most people feel low on Sunday mornings, the partying is over, work is looming, thought I'd deliver one last bit of joy.
I think the phrase might have come to me before I thought of it. Muff is rude but not vulgar, so I had to run with it somehow.
I was bored.
I don't know, i guess a combination of things:
I'd just got a new bike and wanted an excuse to cycle and lose weight
I was bored
I like baking muffins
Most normal people like eating muffins (I have a general mistrust for those who claim they don't)
I wanted to fulfil my faux messenger fantasies??????
Wanted to do something to make people happy for even a small part of their day. Most people feel low on Sunday mornings, the partying is over, work is looming, thought I'd deliver one last bit of joy.
I think the phrase might have come to me before I thought of it. Muff is rude but not vulgar, so I had to run with it somehow.
I was bored.