Your bike's gender

not sure if mine is male or female but I ride it hard.....

I prefer to ask questions later

I guess you get to a certain point in life where asking about gender and sexuality is just considered being very picky.

How do i tell?
Is there a hole i stick my finger in like a crocodile?
It'd be rude to ask,
and if i just assume its guy and hi five his ass, it leads to an awkward situation.