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Like the one you work at?

if you came, I'll give you the biggest grin as if we were lifelong pals while deep down you know I dearly, madly, deeply, hate you.

Well, I should be pleased to make my first post but, if I hadn't been browsing for a while here first, I'm not sure I'd want to come back to this standard of posting.... ("_) I'm only going to stay because there's a great history of answers here, to Q's I haven't thought of yet, Mr Moderator...

We're happy that you've decided to continue gracing us with your presence.

Is that a riddle?...so....

...How far does a blind dog walk into a forest?

Is that a riddle?...so....

...How far does a blind dog walk into a forest?

If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?

If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?

If a tree falls on a woman, what is the forest doing in the kitchen?

That's fake sexism by the way.

What's black when I buy it, red while I use it, and grey when I throw it away?

A sound by definition is the production of sound waves and not the witnessing of them by a human.

There is a forest in your kitchen?

The forest is my kitchen.

Not everyone is on here to contribute is your point, I think?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

where was you going the other day,when i saw you coming back

croce de legs,dont just stand there walking around doing nothing,get a shovel and sweep up

A sound by definition is the production of sound waves and not the witnessing of them by a human.

Isn't it humans that decide these 'waves' are 'sound waves'? The 'sound' is not the production of the waves but us calling our reception of them 'sound', surely?

The great thing about this is we could debate it all night and neither of us would be "right".

a wise man has something to say,but a fool will always say something ;-)

If there was no one around to hear it, but a device recorded the sound and it was then played back?

And what if this wasn't played back for 10 years, for those 10 years the tree both made a sound and did not?

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a wise man has something to say,but a fool will always say something ;-)

If there was no one around to hear it, but a device recorded the sound and it was then played back?

And what if this wasn't played back for 10 years, for those 10 years the tree both made a sound and did not?

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You've never heard of Schrodinger's tree?

Did it make a sound?

Yes and no.

Simultaneously.

Yes, it went ding.

Ah, nice friendly bunch here isn't it?

You're really not doing yourself any favours.

#thisisfriendlyadvice