Tattoos

I thought they used pig skins

Oh, some are probably vegans then.

I thought they used pig skins

All decent tattoo artists start on pigskin

The world is an open forum. Doesn't mean I go up to people in the street and say "You've got shit hair".

Just because on the internet one can hide behind a veil of anonymity, does not also mean you HAVE to be a rude cock to everyone. People like you ruin it for everyone else. See YouTube as an example. Are you a 12 year old american boy?

I've got no hair...

Plus I can say what I like so suck my clinkers pooey pants!

blows raspberry

All decent tattoo artists start on pigskin

Not true at all.

Not true at all.

Oh yeah, forgot Jodie Marsh and David Blunkett

Tattoo thread drinks anyone? We'll get to see how lovely we all are then.

Now, if we got hold of a portable tattoo machine...

Sigh. I wasnt pouting at all.

Yeah right.

I've got no hair...

Plus I can say what I like so suck my clinkers pooey pants!

blows raspberry

That was actually funny. More like this, fewer like the one before.

All decent tattoo artists start on pigskin

Thats not true. Pig skin is completely different to human skin, it reacts completely differently with the ink which often teaches budding tattooists bad technique, like digging in to deep and causing blowouts or scarring. The best way for a newbie inker is to tattoo themselves ie on their legs, then once a certain standard, confidence and health/safety is being adhered to then tattooing others in the next step. Wobbly lines can most of the time be fixed. Giving your skin to a friend to learn on is very admirable.

^^^^Exactly. Rasberry right back at you Pistanator :) ^^^^

told

I love pork scratchings me...

Giving your skin to a friend to learn on is very admirable.

My mate let his mate who was learning tattoo him towards the end of an all night bender. He now is the proud owner of a flaming flower about the size of a 50p on his upper calf that looks like a bullet wound.

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Oh, it wasn't a dig at Lil'. Gosh, you're so twitchy, Luv.

Is it a mario one flaming flower? If so that is nothing to be ashamed of!

Tattooing a pissed person is a bad idea, as from what I have seen they bleed like fuck!

Anyone remember that annoying ringtone advert one with the frog? A guy got that done whilst he was pissed.
It made the news, and the old tattoo studio I used to go had it on their wall. (They didn't do the tattoo)

Now, if we got hold of a portable tattoo machine...

sharp object, flame, ink all ya need...

sharp object, flame, ink all ya need...

Hmmmm.... Not sure if I can trust you.

Tattoo thread drinks anyone? We'll get to see how lovely we all are then.

In. But no breaking collar bones this time please.

im at The Family Business on 30th dec, gonna be hanging around after waiting for ParryWife to get hers done, so if anyone is about exmouth market on that day about 3ish let me know.

In. But no breaking collar bones this time please.

It's all about the body modification Justin. Admittedly that was a little unplanned but it did provide momentary entertainment for a few people.

tattoo fail....