Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

^That's Jesus for god's sake. Not even his father was born when the arc was built.

Noah might have looked like that when he was a lad, although I doubt that he kept his looks until the age of 600 when he built the Ark

It's not even a t-rex, it's some kind of raptor. Juvenile t-rexes would have been metres long, and not exactly the optimal size for snuggles. Obviously the rest of the picture and caption is completely historically accurate and believable.

I want a raptor for Christmas.

God, apparenty, or a man called Geoff.

That's what Mary said too.

T-Rex eggs wouldn't have been big enough to hold a metres big animal, surely/

perhaps it is noah and the raptors name is rex?

Maybe if Rex had brought Mrs Rex it would've been a different story, you know what it's like these days with some places and their couples only policy. Maybe Noah just thought Rex looked like a bit of a trouble maker...

he was wearing jeans and trainers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT4FZUZz2kU

It's not even a t-rex, it's some kind of raptor. Juvenile t-rexes would have been metres long, and not exactly the optimal size for snuggles. Obviously the rest of the picture and caption is completely historically accurate and believable.

It wasn't born at a meter long was it?

Can you imagine the size of the egg? Make some bad boy omelette out of that!

layed, surely?

layed, surely?

I meant when it come out of the egg, hatched is the term i was after

That's the funniest-looking egg I've ever seen.

Ha, T-rexs weren't actually that big. The movies lied. They were about the size of the raptors in jurassic park, just more bulky, and raptors were actually much smaller.

So, I searched briefly for an answer to this great question, and stumbled upon this gem:

dinosaurhome.com/size-of-a-t-rex-egg
Minerals are constantly changing in this world, with higher numbers being converted by life forms to lower numbers to get the energy out of the chemical reaction. Maple trees convert Manganese to Chromium taking up energy in the process.

Maybe not the best site to take as an authority, then.

Apparently the smallest t-rex skeleton that's ever been found was the size of a large dog, and hatchlings would have been about the size of a cat*, so the question must now hang upon how freshly-laid the dinosaur in that picture is. Perhaps Jesus / Forever Young Noah has stumbled upon a nest of t-rexes that has just hatched and is explaining to them all that he is going to leave them to die?

*I had about eleven billion tabs about t-rexes open and now i can't find the one in which this statement was made. i swear i really did read it though and didn't imagine it.

Lets check with an expert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vSY_rB928c

Where did the memes go my paleontological friends?

there you go:

now back to dinosaurs...

Combo-meme

you're toast?
now this is a combo meme, rule 34 and dino's fuck yeah

there you go:

now back to dinosaurs...

Amazing

Ha, T-rexs weren't actually that big. The movies lied. They were about the size of the raptors in jurassic park, just more bulky, and raptors were actually much smaller.

Don't be daft.

" it was the largest known tyrannosaurid and one of the largest known land predators, measuring up to 12.8 m (42 ft) in length, up to 4 metres (13 ft) tall at the hips*, *[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrannosaurus#cite_note-SueFMNH-2"][/URL]and up to 6.8 metric tons (7.5 short tons) in weight."

From wiki.

Yeah. Everyone's seen T-Rex fossils in museums. That's how big they are. Though apparently some reconstructions leave too large a gab between the vertebrae and so a dinosaur can look a wee bit bigger than it actually was.

And... combo meme