Jokes / Joke du jour!

A mate said to me recently he was having problems mixing up words when around women... Said he was at the airport and was being served by a buxom woman and he meant to ask for a ticket to Pittsburg, but he got it wrong and asked for a picket to titsburg.

Anyway i said the same thing happens to me all the time. The other day I was at my girlfriends place and meant to say "pass the salt" but instead I said "You bitch, you've ruined my fucking life"

lolz!