De Beauvoir Cycle Gang Strikes Again

Unfortunatly I live 20 miles south of there... I would be willing to travel if I could feel better about myself for just a little while and forget all my inadequacies by beating up children.
(it's the main reason I became a father)

To be honest, I'm not that Tongue in cheek (well the bit above was).

99% of random violent crime is a combination of opportunism and bullying. a few cyclists riding around in pairs would basically stop a bully or opportunist. I don't think there's any need for actual violence.

I can't seem to PM you (have you put blocks on your profile?) but is there any chance we could have a quick chat?