NE London Bike Polo: Wednesdays: Mitchison Road N1 / Weekends:Hackney Downs E5

can someone bring a single capped mallet for me to borrow tonight as my rake is taking my mallet space on my top tube

yup. bringing my "league mallet" with me, so you can use my spare.

What's with the superfluous punctuation, big boy?

Seriously dude, unnecessary quotation marks are so annoying.

"fuck you"

"fuck" you

I was using them to infer sarcasm. The idea of a league mallet sounds silly to me. Although I sort of have one after buying a Mo in Konstanz.

I will use a winky in the future.

First superfluous punctuation, now sarcasm? I'm really annoyed now.

I'll be at mitch for 7
Ed I got your PM

So what do you use for sarcasm in your fancy Oxford papers, quotation marks or winks (or 'inverted commas' ;)?

One does not use sarcasm in the academy, "Dr." Chukker.

Also, a league mallet is not silly. It is crucial. Bike polo is fucking serious dude.

Fucking Oxford toff. No wonder no one reads that boring shit.

Guys, guys, guys.

We should be 'trash-talking' the opposition, not each other.

So where are you retards playing? Would like to try and get out for a quick game/spectate if you're at Newt...

Degeneration, the self fulfilling prophecy?

So where are you retards playing?

We have no idea, but if we can manage to show up at the same court as the opposition, we are going to use their bikes to clean the court with.

Degeneration, the self fulfilling prophecy?

I was in a band called Zero Willpower once... Shoulda read the signs...

Ha! :)

just rode past, the court is actually quite clean or once.
see you douchies down there soon.

They cleaned it?

Leaving now.

6 on the pound!

More like 50 on the bill. Vidal did well tonight.

There is now a broom (paid for by the LHBPA) and a rake (donated by Rupert) at The Orwell for our use for Mitch and Downham. I am also going to take another broom (donated by the LHBPA) to be kept at Push, also for our court maintenance.

6 on the bolt-on