For Sale: Rapha Plus Fours black with dogtooth detailing

"The ¾ Shorts are perfect for everyday urban cycling or riding beyond the traffic of the city. With a smart, ‘plus four’-style cut, they are made from a water- and stain-resistant fabric that is also extremely breathable"
Does not mention "epic struggle", "journey of discovery", "state of mind", or "bleakness of the soul", and for that reason, I'm out.