North Korea v USA

Dude... they share a border.

well I'm stumped then.

Its not entirely unusual.. .the North Koreans recently sunk a South Korean warship.

allegedly.

:/

I like how you're treading carefully, Balki.

Just in case the North Koreans read this and decide to nuke you.

He ' allegedly' went to Oz.... allegedly. Right, Balky-pyngpong?

Why don't we send The Hoff over there, it worked for the Germans 20 years ago.

I blame the rotten cabbage.

They can only attack stuff really close to the border.
But they dont officially reconise the border.

So what do they claim they are bombing?

Themselves, as its their land = dumb
The South, as they made a mistake saying it was their land actually = dumb

I'm packing my mintcake and retreating into the mountains.

Well.....I like South Korea.....and I like North Korea......but which is better?

The US's description of the shelling as 'belligerent' doesn't suggest they are ready to go to war just yet.

^ Doesnt look concerned.

This is hardly the right time to start showing your family snaps.

According to the statements it's all 'no he hit me first!' at the moment, hardly the stuff of nations bristling for a war.

Balki?

This is hardly the right time to start showing your family snaps.

Repost fail anyway.

:(

North Korea are fooked- they are backed by the Chinese so only get rice.

South Korea on the other hand made friends with Japan and got Mecha-Nuklon LolKat!

"Hey Balki over there, what was that about 'allegedly' you imperialist pigdog?"

What's a pigdog?

Why have The Guardian got a schoolboy covering this live?

What's a pigdog?

It's Korean for Westerner.

Ok....

That's how they see us. Srsly.

It would be terrible if any country uses nukes against NK - what kind of example is that setting? The whole point of nukes is that they never get used, they're purely for willy-waving.

Everyone should disarm. Honestly ashamed to be around at a time of nuclear armament. People will look back and laugh.